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November 21st, 2009 · 2 Comments

3:32 pm
Chores are almost done so I watched the end of the Notre Dame versus UCONN game. All that needs to be said is goodbye Coach Weis.

3:38 pm
Trying to figure out how to attach photo via the iPhone app. No easy way.

Figured it out :)

4:02
UCLA up by 10 with 5 minutes to go. My old Sun Devils look sad. Come on!

4:10 pm
Dude Shack couches stink. lol. Time for some Frabreeze (sp?)

4:16 pm
Time for Sean Kelly to arrive and for Tony Armor to stop working because it be almost kick off time. Best of Van Halen is ripping it up. Cold PBR just cracked open.

4:21 pm
Sean has arrived. Beer is happy and so am I.

4:29 pm
Tiger Woods seen.

4;33 pm
Kick off

4:35 pm
Touchdown Stanford

4:51 pm
Blocked punt despite Dude Shack drinking. Sean claims not enough drinking.

4:54 pm
14 – 0 Stanford – Sean claims that he will start prancing once Cal scores. Tony quiet. Cinna causing trouble.

5:03 pm
Sean now blaming Cinna for not being able to do math. He wants every team wearing red to lose’

Oregon vs Arizona getting ready to kick off. Kansas state versus Nebraska also on

Cal driving, now on the Stanford 15

5:07 pm
Kick good for Cal. 14-3

5:10
End of 1st quarter.

Sean’s take: “we got them were we want them.”
Tony’s take: “agrees with Sean”
My take: “what I expected. More beer needed.”

5:20 pm
Cal driving. Sean speaking about onions and Stanford tears. You have to be here to get reference.

5:23
Cal drive stopped by interception. Sean not happy.

5:41
Cal touchdown makes Sean exclaim “fuck ya”. 14 – 10 Stanford

Nebraska up 10-3
Oregon up 7-0

5:49
End of first half. All is good in the shack. Cal took the 2nd quarter. Sean is dancing and screaming 9-3 baby. Tony is out soon. Cinna has ended her stay, to cold.

Stanford can not catch a ball to save their lives.

Meanwhile flashlights are needed inorder to go to the bathroom. Waiting to hear a splash sound and an “oops”

6:05 pm
The Play is being discussed. Wondering what is John Elway’s cell number.

Rebok girl now under discussion.

6:23
Touch down Cal. Sean is dancing! Claims he is sexing up the place.

6:25
17 straight points for Cal. Nervous time for the farmers.

6:27
Big run back compounded by personal foul on Cal. Stanford starts on Cal 28.

The TV is against Sean.

6:30
Missed field goal. Sean warns me that he might be humping a TV tonight. I am worried.

6:36
Sean screaming “wild cat”

6:38
No one expected this. Cal on Stanford 4 yard line.

6:40
Touchdown and the Dude Shack is quaking from the Sean dancing.

6:50
Official review- not in declared by Dude Shack.

6:52
Touchdown Stanford. Sean not accepting failure. Cal 24-21. Sean not crying into his underwear draw. Not sure what that means but shots are needed.

SHOTS!

6:57
4th quarter

7:01
Touch down

7:05
Stanford is panicking. That was a poor set of plays.

7:10
31-21 cal. Sean enjoying boobs. TV is still against Sean.

7:11
Singing starts from Sean. Cal takes 2nd timeout.

7:12
Red Cashion walks in – First down cal? Yes it is. Sean is obvious.

7:16
“the genius of Teddord” is declared

7:20
“the mudford is declared” as Stanford scores – 31-28

7:25
Review time- he was not in but… Waiting….. Declared in and Sean is pimping

7:32
Sean is worried

7:33
Cal takes over – game over in my book but Cal should not clebrate yet

7:36

Cal kicks field goal though they really need a touchdown – Cal 34-28

740
Last 2:30 of game – Sean hates the squib kick off
Stanford at the 50

Stanford driving.  This would be amazing…..

7:45
Interception at the Cal 3 yard line
The unholly alliance works against Stanford – oh shite – I am in so much trouble.

7:46
Cal victory! Sean is mancing!

7:48
Sean is off to Cal to get laid

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 BeanoGasser // Nov 22, 2009 at 7:42 am

    You are SOOO right. I can’t believe how much i said “oh yeah… that DID happen huh?” Nice documentation Guy. I am mancing as we speak!

  • 2 Jusing iPhone to Wordpress | Lost in Bananaverse // Nov 22, 2009 at 8:26 am

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