Harrier Shoes

Guess which pair of shoes I wear to the hash?

One of the many traditions of the Hash House Harriers is that only “old” shoes are allowed on trail.  If one shows up wearing “new” shoes, then at the end of the run during what we call religion, you get the “award” of drinking from your new shoes.

The trick is to time the breaking in of your “new” shoes so that they are “old” looking but still have some life in them.  Last week I purchased a new pair of shoes that I started breaking in today on my run, so that when the old ones finally go bad, the new ones will “look” just like my old pair.

after the trail

More of hashing after the break

Hashing . . . it’s a mixture of athleticism and sociability, hedonism and hard work; a refreshing break from the nine-to-five routine. Hashing is an exhilaratingly fun combination of running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers and harriettes chase hares on eight-to-ten kilometer-long trails through town, country, jungle, and desert, all in search of exercise, camaraderie, and good times.

Hashing, as we know it today, began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when a group of restive British company men started a hare & hounds running group. They named the group after their meeting place, the Selangor Club, aka the “Hash House.” Hash House Harrier runs were patterned after the traditional British public school paper chase. A “hare” would be given a short head start to blaze a trail, marking his devious way with shreds of paper, soon to be pursued by a shouting pack of “harriers.” Only the hare knew where he was going . . . the harriers followed his marks to stay on trail. Apart from the excitement of chasing down the wily hare, solving the hare’s marks and reaching the end was its own reward, for there, thirsty harriers would find a tub of iced-down beer.

Hashing died during World War II (Japanese occupying forces being notoriously opposed to civilian fun), but came back to life in the post-war years, spreading slowly through Singapore, Indonesia, Australia, and New Zealand, then exploding in popularity in the late 70s and early 80s. Today there are thousands of Hash House Harrier clubs in all parts of the world, complete with newsletters, directories, and regional and world hashing conventions.

Despite its growth, hashing hasn’t strayed far from its British and Malaysian roots. A typical hash “kennel” is a loosely-organized group of 20-40 men and women who meet weekly or biweekly to chase the hare. We follow chalk, flour, or paper, and the trails are never boring. When forced to, we’ll run the occasional street or alley, but in general we prefer shiggy . . . fields, forests, jungles, swamps, streams, fences, storm drains, and cliffs. And although some of today’s health-conscious hashers may shun a cold beer in favor of water or a diet soda, trail’s end is still a party. Perhaps that’s why they call us the “drinking club with a running problem!”

So . . . if you’d like to spice up your running program with fun, good company, new surroundings, and physical challenge, try hashing. Just remember one thing . . . never wear new shoes to the hash!

  • Booger’s Hash Primer ©1995 by Flying Booger
  • Originally published in Hawaii RacePlace Magazine, June 1995
  • About Guy Banana Schilling

    Lost in various realities since birth, Banana currently resides on the planet earth on the left coast of California. Professionally he has held many jobs. Currently he is the Chief Metaverse Wonk and Virtual World Evangelist for Meta Magic Studio. Personally he is a long time member of the Hash House Harriers.
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