Facts about Guy “Banana” Schilling

• Lives in the Banana Belt section of Santa Cruz, CA
• Graduated from the University of California Santa Cruz (1987) - mascot is the Banana Slug.
• Nicknamed “Banana Basher” in 1987 by the Royal South Side Hash House Harriers (Hong Kong)
• Worked at a nightclub called “Joe Bananas” in the Wanchai District of Hong Kong (1987-88)
• Use to make Frozen Chocolate Bananas for Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - both in Santa Cruz and Chicago
• Develops 3D social metaverses under the name “Banana Stein”
• His first level 60 WoW toon was a warrior Gnome named Bananadoo
• Has a dog named Mr. Muggins who will NOT eat Banana Slugs but did once enjoy a banana split
• Is responsible for the term “Fuck Off Banana” to be uttered more 10,000 times (and counting)

While most “About” pages will attempt to make you feel just lucky to have access to that particular blog, there is nothing here that will solve the world’s many problems. It is / will be poorly written by a professional barstool tester and practicing half mind that happens to develop virtual realities and creates social metaverse spaces - insert “get-a-life” joke here - and happens to exist in the so-called “real” world in the People’s Republic of Santa Cruz.

Now I ask you which place is real, and which is virtual?

So if you come to this site in hopes of finding the meaning of life, we are sad to report that it has already been discoverd. All those who have “hitchhiked” know that the answer is 42.

Now what was the question?

Oh yeah, about Bananaverse? Hmmm, how about some useless reason to read Bananaverse:

• If you are able to bill by the hour, it could be a great place to do research.
• If you are a half mind, you will feel right at home.
• If you are wondering about virtual reality and metavese spaces, then maybe we might be able to give you some useful information.
• If you are looking for porn, sorry, wrong place.
• If you want to know about cool places in Santa Cruz, if it is a bar, we have been there!
• If you wonder who “we” is, then let us introduce you to Bananaverse main blogger, the ever so royal (pain-in-the-ass) Guy “Banana” Schilling.

Do not expect anything amazing, astounding, mind-bending, spectacular, or spectacular and you will not be disappointed! And damn the grammar and spelling police!

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For the fricken lawyers

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