“Banana is the type of person you do not want to take home to your mother but he is the type of person your mother would like.” – Cheerie Beery (aka Jen) April 2008
Lost in Bananaverse first appeared on the World Wide Web on February 26, 2008 much to the disgust of the authorities. Despite a few lawsuits and numerous threatening emails, this blog continues today. Lost in Bananaverse is a poor attempt in using the power of blogs and the internet. Many of the so-called “experts” believe that time spent here is completely a waste of time, but there are a few who believe that some day the ultimate answers to the universe will be found here. Then again who really believes in experts?
Do not expect anything amazing, astounding, mind-bending, or spectacular and you will not be disappointed! And damn the grammar and spelling police!
This is the third blog for Guy “Banana” Schilling. The first two were notable for nothing other than proving that technology and Banana are destined to spend time together.
While most “About” pages will attempt to make you feel just lucky to have access to that particular blog, there is nothing here that will solve the world’s many problems. It is / will be poorly written by a professional barstool tester and practicing half mind that happens to develop virtual realities and creates social metaverse spaces – insert “get-a-life” joke here – and happens to exist in the so-called “real” world in the People’s Republic of Santa Cruz.
Now I ask you which place is real, and which is virtual?
So if you come to this site in hopes of finding the meaning of life, we are sad to report that it has already been discovered. All those who have “hitchhiked” know that the answer is 42. Everything else is a complete mystery to me yet that still does not prevent me from popping off at times.
Now what was the question?
Facts about Guy “Banana” Schilling
- Lives in the Banana Belt section of Santa Cruz, CA
- Graduated from the University of California Santa Cruz (1987) – mascot is the Banana Slug.
- Nicknamed “Banana Basher” in 1987 by the Royal South Side Hash House Harriers (Hong Kong)
- Worked at a nightclub called “Joe Bananas” in the Wanchai District of Hong Kong (1987-88)
- Use to make Frozen Chocolate Bananas for Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory – both in Santa Cruz and Chicago
- Develops 3D social metaverses under the name “Banana Stein”
- His first level 60 WoW toon was a warrior Gnome named Bananadoo – as of July 12, 2008 he is now a level 70 – level 80 as of December 12, 2008
- Has a dog named Mr. Muggins who will NOT eat Banana Slugs but did once enjoy a banana split
- Is responsible for the term “Fuck Off Banana” to be uttered more 10,000 times (and counting)
- Successfully made a living off of virtual worlds from 2006 through 2009.
- Update 2010: Is currently doing research on many subjects while looking for work
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For the fricken lawyers
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